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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud

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Toots are ephemeral, subject to deletion on a whim.

Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
3mo
They say that Apple's AI initiative and overhaul of Siri is late and has less far less budget than the front runners. That it is dead in the water.

I beg to differ.

Me: Hey Siri, play BBC world news
Siri: Now playing AC/DC Highway to Hell

Me: (Not what I asked for, but accurate...)
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Hello, I'm an
former etc residing in

This is my self hosted
instance for me, myself, and I.

Related, I have a self hosted
instance where I post things I find while wandering around with the cameras. You can find those at @another

My toots are ephemeral and might be deleted at any time.
(I run irregular sweeps of my posts and zap them when I feel like it.)

I prefer to stay away from politics, when possible. I may boost or create a
or about them from time to time. Those are more likely to be deleted sooner than other posts.

Here is a pile of hashtags related to me :




(See @another)

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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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At the start of the pandemic, I had been already working from home for about six years and was very comfortable with the video meetings.

The majority of the company was new to it though, and they were doing video calls for the first time due to offices temporarily closed for the plague. When I attended some meeting outside of my usual group it was a revelation for many that you could have fun with it.

Most didn't know about having custom backgrounds, for instance.

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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Back when I worked as a sysadmin, I had to put in some scripts to log out idle ssh sessions on certain servers.

I decided to have a bit of fun with it, and oh boy were there ever a bunch of laughs and a few WTF when people unburied a forgotten terminal window.

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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Our pedestrian crosswalk beg buttons say "WAIT!" in a semi-urgent male voice when you press them (or wave at them closely in some cases). Meaning, wait for the light to change and the walk sign to light up.

Tonight we encountered one that said "Change password" in a non-urgent female voice. Couldn't get it to repeat that, nor give any more audible output while we were there waiting for the light to change. Pushed it a zillion times. (Usually you can push them and get it to say WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!)

LMAO.
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I'm thinking of starting a side gig selling photos of my giant big toe on OnlyToes.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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In the early 90s I worked with Data General Dasher D2 serial terminals that are the inspiration for the computers in Severance. The D2 was in the printer room and was used to control the print queues. The keyboards were shit, partly because even at that time those terminals were long in the tooth (introduced 1977), and the keyboards were starting to go.

My favourite as far as looks went was the D200, from 1979. I was also able to type reasonably ok on it and used an in house Oracle Pro*C Forms application in my main job as well as monkeying around with rewriting printer queue management scripts for the new AViiON DG/UX system that replaced a pair of MV/8000 AOS beasts.

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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Back in simpler times, I set up some mailing list software and added any spammer that found my inbox to that list, then injected their spam back to the list. This was when the majority of spam was sent from real accounts. From fields were not forged, generally.

There were clear instructions in the email headers on how to unsubscribe.

The indignant chaos of them fighting with each other demanding to get off the list and to stop sending them spam was priceless entertainment.

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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@sexybenfranklin @nightdice Technically it's Thunderbolt, but there's quite a number of non-apple laptops that use that for power delivery and display port etc data just the same.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@sexybenfranklin @nightdice Not just portable. I got a 40 inch screen for my better half quite a few years ago and it powers her laptop plus carries display data.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Out running errands, felt peckish. There was no gas station sushi, so I made do with a gas station egg salad sandwich.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@VickForcella @anthropy A collapsable camp chair was my goto when I did datacentre work. Just ask security to pass it through their equipment trap while you go through the person trap.

BTW, airport level security is next to nothing compared to the datacentres I've been in, fwiw.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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My C= experience started and ended with early Amiga. I had an A1000, and a friend an A500. We mostly played games but also I ran a BBS for a while (Citadel 68K, it read the whole message database into ram and did all reads from that. Only writes went to the floppy).

I have no nostalgia feelings for the C64, C128 etc machines. I have an Amiga emulator I fire up about once a year to noodle around in and that's about it.

The Callback phone does not appeal to me because I never was into the C64, but it does appeal to me because for a while about 5 years back I switched my sim over to a Nokia dumb phone to see if I could get by without all the iPhone conveniences. That didn't last too long.

I'm sure Callback will find it's niche users though. Good for them :)
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@mos_8502 The money is in services and taking a 30% cut of 3rd party sales made on those services. They want none of this kind of minimalist device.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@thomasfuchs I misread this as aquatic friendly devices that can float.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@SecularJeffrey stop training the robot, it wonโ€™t end well for us :p
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@RoyBrander I have complex feelings about it all, mostly negative.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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One can hope that the AI datacenter proposals in Alberta get squashed due to the separtist nonsense causing uncertainty for the investors. That would be a win-win self-own or what-have-you.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@acf I just put some Keens hot mustard on the grocery list. It's been a while since I had any with actual bite to it. Only have some of the plain old French's yellow mustard in the house at the moment. I've been disappointed with locally made supposedly hot mustard obtained from the weekly farmer's market here.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@acf Thank you for the public safety announcement to properly lubricate roast beef sandwiches. Your service in this cause is appreciated.
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Lawn 2/3 mowed. I always wait for the hottest part of the day. I r smarrt.

Maybe I will find my swim trunks and sit on a chair in the sprinklers afterward.

Front yard? Sure why not. Neighbours need something to talk about.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@acf I smell bait and switch
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Spring cleaning completed. Itโ€™s still spring in the northern hemisphere, right?
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Nuked a few followers selectivly also. No posts for long time, or excessively political, or just because.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@acf oh yes, certain tech people stay especially if they have been met in person and meet other criteria :)
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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My following list is at least 50 accounts lighter now. Continuing weeding.
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Farticus Eruptus ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Less tech, more muppets and similar.
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