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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Seize the memes of production.

( Meta Meme created by
@creohn )
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Smoking is a hell of an addiction. Sitting in a row of seven at a music festival and the innermost five are up to smoke every ten minutes, but usually single or pairs. Iโ€™ll forgive the food and drink excursions.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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If this Alberta separatist nonsense doesnโ€™t derail soon, SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.

People are pissed already.

Donโ€™t light the powder keg.
Stochastic terrorism is a thing.



www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/article/separation-petition-deemed-successful-by-elections-alberta/
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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No shit, Sherlock. This has always been the point.
mstdn.ca/@asiny/116976034250629789
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Nah, gave up and left it sitting like that. Probably should pack that up to take to the dump. (except for the serial terminal, that's still useful from time to time)
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Overheard: You can give me a real hug, I'm not an American.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Cleaning my closet out of stuff that does not fit or is worn out. Two big bags for donation so far, and one for the bin. Guessing thereโ€™ll be one or two more bags for donation when I get through the rest.

Seems like I just did this task not too long ago but in reality it was probably 5-8 years ago.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Happy Kick an Alberta Separatist in the Nuts Day to all who partake. (3/4 credit per kick if recipients are UCP voters with unstated loyalties)
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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I really love web sites that accurately determine I'm in Canada and then offer language choices like ... wait, what? What is this horseshit.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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It's a relatively minor thing, but I probably should move to a Canadian domain name registrar. Any suggestions?

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Told the financial advisors the other day to sell off positions in a few tech companies and to never buy into any of the big ai promoters. (Gave a them the list of ai brain rot companies, in case it wasnโ€™t clear to them)

These werenโ€™t a significant portion of our retirement egg but it matters.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Iโ€™m beginning to suspect all slick looking websites as being AI generated and more likely being used for nefarious purposes. Hand crafted 90s style would be less suspicious :p
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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First round of geotagging and general meta tagging on the vacation photos done.

Sure didn't want to be doing this while sick, but we caught a bug on the last part of the time away and oh boy. Doesn't feel like covid but on top of jet lag it's ick.

Plan is to merge in iPhone captures tomorrow, then ranking and winnowing down to candidates for processing into a trip album. Parents visiting in a couple weeks gives some urgency to finishing this off sooner rather than later.
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After a couple weeks of drinking double and quadruple espresso macchiato, the coffee at home seems really meh.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Current Status: Jetlagged at home in Canada, sending backups of photos I took in EU, to offsite cloud backup site in EU. As one does.
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Bathroom law makers would be clutching their pearls if they visit Europe. Coffee shop I was in earlier today had sinks then three full height unmarked stalls with no gaps anywhere, and urinals around the corner past that.

Civilized.

Except for inaccessibility due to steep flight of stairs down.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Traveling, picked up a cough which I hope is just related to all the pollen at Keukenhof gardens.

Popped into a drug store and navigated the Dutch-only packaging and self serve point of sale to get some cough syrup. Built in translate on iPhone camera mostly works.

Still, even something as straight forward as that has some WTF moments. According to the translation, this cough syrup will improve my driving.

Never blindly trust ai. Use your brain.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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My eyes are down here, good sir.

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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โ€œWe should all be feministsโ€
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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If helium is so important and rare (it is), why are we still filling party balloons with it?

I propose switching to hydrogen for party balloons.

(Might need some warning labels to keep away from birthday candles and to not inhale.)

www.euronews.com/business/2026/03/25/helium-supply-crunch-puts-mri-services-at-risk-amid-qatar-disruptions
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