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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Toots are ephemeral, subject to deletion on a whim.

Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.
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HarfBuzz (an oss project) was named for the sound of a cat coughing up a bumblebee.

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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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They say that Apple's AI initiative and overhaul of Siri is late and has less far less budget than the front runners. That it is dead in the water.

I beg to differ.

Me: Hey Siri, play BBC world news
Siri: Now playing AC/DC Highway to Hell

Me: (Not what I asked for, but accurate...)
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Hello, I'm an
former etc residing in

This is my self hosted
instance for me, myself, and I.

Related, I have a self hosted
instance where I post things I find while wandering around with the cameras. You can find those at @another

My toots are ephemeral and might be deleted at any time.
(I run irregular sweeps of my posts and zap them when I feel like it.)

I prefer to stay away from politics, when possible. I may boost or create a
or about them from time to time. Those are more likely to be deleted sooner than other posts.

Here is a pile of hashtags related to me :




(See @another)

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At the start of the pandemic, I had been already working from home for about six years and was very comfortable with the video meetings.

The majority of the company was new to it though, and they were doing video calls for the first time due to offices temporarily closed for the plague. When I attended some meeting outside of my usual group it was a revelation for many that you could have fun with it.

Most didn't know about having custom backgrounds, for instance.

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Back when I worked as a sysadmin, I had to put in some scripts to log out idle ssh sessions on certain servers.

I decided to have a bit of fun with it, and oh boy were there ever a bunch of laughs and a few WTF when people unburied a forgotten terminal window.

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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Our pedestrian crosswalk beg buttons say "WAIT!" in a semi-urgent male voice when you press them (or wave at them closely in some cases). Meaning, wait for the light to change and the walk sign to light up.

Tonight we encountered one that said "Change password" in a non-urgent female voice. Couldn't get it to repeat that, nor give any more audible output while we were there waiting for the light to change. Pushed it a zillion times. (Usually you can push them and get it to say WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!)

LMAO.
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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I'm thinking of starting a side gig selling photos of my giant big toe on OnlyToes.
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In the early 90s I worked with Data General Dasher D2 serial terminals that are the inspiration for the computers in Severance. The D2 was in the printer room and was used to control the print queues. The keyboards were shit, partly because even at that time those terminals were long in the tooth (introduced 1977), and the keyboards were starting to go.

My favourite as far as looks went was the D200, from 1979. I was also able to type reasonably ok on it and used an in house Oracle Pro*C Forms application in my main job as well as monkeying around with rewriting printer queue management scripts for the new AViiON DG/UX system that replaced a pair of MV/8000 AOS beasts.

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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Back in simpler times, I set up some mailing list software and added any spammer that found my inbox to that list, then injected their spam back to the list. This was when the majority of spam was sent from real accounts. From fields were not forged, generally.

There were clear instructions in the email headers on how to unsubscribe.

The indignant chaos of them fighting with each other demanding to get off the list and to stop sending them spam was priceless entertainment.

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I have moved. Look for me over at @phasorburn
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Migrating instances tonight. Look for me over at @phasorburn
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I follow certain people just so I can block and mute them the day or week after.
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@hannorein All good points, but even these minimal effort bike lanes are on the to-tear-out plans of the Alberta gov. Because they (lanes and bikes) get in the way of cars being cars.
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If the prison transfer used bikes, they might still be alive.

(edited to add alt text)
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Cattle Rustling is still a thing, in case you were wondering.

lethbridgenewsnow.com/2026/08/04/rcmp-lay-charges-against-young-southern-alberta-man-for-cattle-rustling-incidents/
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Strange New Worlds spoilers @middleclasstool Scrabbling around the search engines suggests it was purely coincidence and also amazingly actual Klingon translation and sung by the actress after much learning and practice.
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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My sister sent me a birthday card. I love the stamp choices she made for the envelope.
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Fediverse conversations as a means of dysfunctional workplace therapy. As a service.
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"The Wrecking Crew" - a solid 8/10. Happy that Bautista is getting the more serious roles he's been asking for, he did a good job of it. Straight man to Momoa's more than slightly unhinged character.
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Hate speech is a crime. Full stop.

Politicians need to stay in their lane.

flipboard.com/@cbcnews/edmonton-5aq1688az/-/a-eLrBoCWaRyWXQW5Mzj7Wyw:a:107108217-/0
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Pruning back my hoard of domains, and thinking about migrating to a new instance on one of the keepers.

Dot cloud is a bit pricey to renew.
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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"We do what we always do. Gourd our loins and charge in."

(gourd‽ say what?)
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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"It's got to do with what's on top and what's on bottom."

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This is so Nancy. Perfect.
social.miyaku.media/@nancycomics/statuses/01KZ1XE92MDT2Z7KVH3QVZKNAH
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@maxleibman eh.fauxtographer.ca/@another@eh.fauxtographer.ca/7591668687854113107
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Received some mail the other day. I have been meaning to get back to sending random cards out to family and friends and this might kickstart me in that again. (I sent a few during height of pandemic days)
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Ordered a wrist watch from germany, received a battered and empty package. Contacted seller (who is actually the manufacturer) to ask what the claim process is.

And now I wait, because timezones.

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@postcardswap I have those cards, waiting for the right time to send some out. Maybe I'll pick some politicians first :)
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Remember when they experimented with audio simulcast of TV shows on an FM radio station? Back in the days of CRT and single mono speakers. I distinctly remember a Calgary TV and FM station duo doing this for the tv-movie premier thing of Miami Vice.



www.nytimes.com/1984/07/09/arts/tv-series-to-be-broadcast-in-stero.html

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aMCzRj3Syg
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