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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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My eyes are down here, good sir.

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Our hotel restaurant in Zurich is playing twangy country music during breakfast for some reason.
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“We should all be feminists”
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It's only 14 min past midnight and I've already fallen for an April Fools joke.

At least it dawned on me while I was having a difficult time trying to find an original source for the interesting information.
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@ZenHeathen Cheese battered deep fried garlic cloves?
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Note to self, don't ignore my fountain pens inked up glitter ink.
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Spring lawn maintenance crew are in the neighbourhood.
Pruning, aeration, and fertilization underway.

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@jake4480 SUBSCRIBE
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@vfrmedia but I want mini Hindenburg events, to thin the population some
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If helium is so important and rare (it is), why are we still filling party balloons with it?

I propose switching to hydrogen for party balloons.

(Might need some warning labels to keep away from birthday candles and to not inhale.)

www.euronews.com/business/2026/03/25/helium-supply-crunch-puts-mri-services-at-risk-amid-qatar-disruptions
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@ghorwood I do use usenet still, but only for tv series and movies that aren't available on the one streaming platform we still pay for.
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@ghorwood I've been pondering setting up c-news with taylor-uucp using tcp transport but then I shook my head and took an edible.
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@ghorwood I know you can’t always dictate how a system is built, but oh boy was I ever proficient in lvm at one point.
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@Coreyartus You got this!
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I haven't looked at u toob in a while for anything beyond some street photography interviews and omg is there ever a lot of ai generated garbage. I thought the fake happy-go-lucky influencers were bad before but this just takes the cake. Blargh.
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@jake4480 Instructions unclear, dick caught in the dot matrix printer
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Ordered Chinese last night. Delivery driver (from the actual restaurant, not a separate service) pulled up in a tiny car.
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@sultmhoor Thank you for doing your part!
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I always thought all the houses with flags on them were weird in the states. Recently I see a fair number of new flags in of either the provincial Alberta or Canadian. Never both together.

I will ass-u-me that these are separatists and non-separatists respectively. Sad that it's come to this Yankee Doodle Dandy style of virtue signalling.

Also some idjits at the camper sewer dump site waving big Alberta flags at the cars on Mayor Magrath (major road here) today. Maybe they crawled other of the sewer.
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