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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
Overheard : "It's a very friendly hole."

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
I keep misreading this as โ€œbutthole camerasโ€
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
My most trouble free (writes immediately with no fuss) is a Parker vacumatic from the 1940s. Love the look of it's celluloid layers.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parker_Vacumatic
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
Living a bit dangerously here. Refilled some while wearing a white shirt. Mess on my hands and the old tea towel I use for this task, but none on the shirt. Yay.

Also, pumice stone and water to the rescue again -- hands were ink free pdq.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
More stories like this please.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/ottawa-business-owner-wrongly-banned-on-meta-9.6933574

Small biz people need to be more aware of the risks of relying solely on Meta for their event advertising and business location/hours/menu/whatever information.

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
Dear country between Canada and Mexico that is a failed experiment. Please keep within your existing borders and implode quietly.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
10mo
This will just fuel more action.

Canada to USA : Get Bent!
'Why don't you just join our country? Become the 51st state,' Trump says at speech to military officials
www.cbc.ca/news/politics/trump-51st-state-again-1.7647268
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
11mo
Oh, look. It's the Rapture. Again.


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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
11mo
That /24 block of ip from Ukraine sure is persistent with the attempted logins. I think nearly all of that range was hitting my stuff within the same hour. Auto blocking worked but now the whole subnet is going on the permanent deny filter.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
11mo
Just finished migrating all my 1Password entries over to Apple Passwords. Lost some features (categories and specific fields for software, secure notes, credit cards), but the basics work and the rest can be worked around by repurposing fields or just pasting into a notes field.

Reason for getting rid of - Apple passwords works well enough, the annual 1pass family subscription is up for renewal. It was annoying when they went to cloud only, subscription only a while back but we didn't have the attention time to find and migrate elsewhere.

Only just now found out 1pass are partnering with some AI browser bs thing.

Apple does questionable things too, but I generally trust them with account type things.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
11mo
Does Tim Apple have rickets?
I thought California had lots of citrus fruit.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
11mo
Had a troubling dream last night.

There was a storm approaching and it was a super wide tornado. I was trying to text an alert about it but awtokorrupt plus clippy and several chat bots were getting in the way. Pop ups and cookie agreement banners overlapping everywhere, stealing keyboard focus.

The tornado came closer and closer, right at me, all while I was stuck trying to get the message out.

Woke up with my cpap hose wrapped around my throat three or four times. I must have been really tossing and turning.

No idea if it was the Brazilian BBQ meat overdose earlier that evening or what.

Iโ€™d rather take my usual but infrequent troubling dream of Charlie Brown chasing me with an axe.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
12mo
Our pedestrian crosswalk beg buttons say "WAIT!" in a semi-urgent male voice when you press them (or wave at them closely in some cases). Meaning, wait for the light to change and the walk sign to light up.

Tonight we encountered one that said "Change password" in a non-urgent female voice. Couldn't get it to repeat that, nor give any more audible output while we were there waiting for the light to change. Pushed it a zillion times. (Usually you can push them and get it to say WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!)

LMAO.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
1y
IT department didnโ€™t just cut stuff off without warning though. Depending who it was and their role we gave varying (all short though) notice periods of the cutoff.

Also we let them know we would look for a safe way to enable whatever function they needed for their work.

Often it was engaging with the new to us vendor to see if their product had on prem version and/or they had (or could complete) various security audit things that met our requirements.

Anything that met the bar would be put into the self serve portal the end users could dip into to install approved things.

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
1y
Semi-related to basic literacy requirements for new hires, why not also require completion of a touch typing course within the first 6 months of onboarding at a position that involves typing anything at all? Even as low as 25-30 wpm?

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
1y
I remembered just now how upset certain people were at my last employer (in the finance industry) when we explicitly blocked Grammerly. Just use the built in stuff in Word and copy-paste the result into the customer support ticket or whatever. Or learn gud englysh.

Even back then it was so obvious you shouldnโ€™t be sending confidential info to random third parties. Or hiring people without basic literacy.

That last bit is important even if you have tools to help oversights. The number of times I read about โ€œThe costumer ... "

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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LMAO at people vibe coding to add things to a no longer supported FOSS project and asking for help debugging it.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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No shit, Sherlock.
Speech patterns in hate group forums closely resemble those found in forums for personality disorders.
journals.plos.org/digitalhealth/article?id=10.1371/journal.pdig.0000935
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