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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
7mo
Has anyone considered not sucking up to the orange goof, not showering him with unearned medals or gold bricks or whatever? Yo, U S A, fix your shit.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Just refilled the dogsโ€™ water bowl, filtered from the fridge. Which is funny because both will drink out of mud puddles if you donโ€™t watch out, and one likes to eat poop hot off the roller.

They always get icy fresh water inside though.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
7mo
I'll note that there are various videos and articles available online on building homemade LRAD systems. Maybe someone could point one of those at the ICE 'officers' ?

Or, just get a shovel out of the shed and have at it. Makeshift pole arms FTW.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
7mo
Don't forget to boycott USA products where possible.

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
8mo
My aged-out iMac can't run anything newer than MacOS 13 and home-brew is starting to not be able to install certain things anymore. Oh well. Installing a Debian vm in slight annoyance to run some automated fediverse things.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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HarfBuzz (an oss project) was named for the sound of a cat coughing up a bumblebee.

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
8mo
What a bunch of fuckups our local paper has running it.

Checkout the placeholder text of the image caption, and the photography credit. In the actual freaking printed newspaper. They have no functioning editors or proof readers, or simply do not care.



Bad Google Translation of placeholder image caption :
I will flee from pain and pain to seek what is good and what is bad, and what is bad and what is good and what is bad, but what is bad. The greatest and all the
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
8mo
Anthropic AI? More like Misanthropic AI, am I right?
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Found my old high school math calculator. Circa 1986 according to Wikipedia. Itโ€™s survived quite a few prairie winters in various cars parked on the street.

40 years give or take a few months.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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"D&D 2024 Class Optimisation Guide". -->. No thanks. I prefer my character builds to be flawed in hopefully interesting ways, and then the fun comes from working with/around said flaws.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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I'm still rocking a 2020 era iPhone 12 mini. Runs iOS 26 just fine.

www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/how-device-hoarding-by-americans-is-costing-economy.html
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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How old is your mobile phone?
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Once upon a time I discovered that inserting an OpenBSD boot floppy into a Windows 95 or 98 system would instantly BSOD. Circa 1998-99

I think it was triggered by no dos partition in the MBR, and some obviously lack in error checking in the windows on-diskette-insert stuff.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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During the Sunday night D&D game someone casually mentions the grey cup game and everyone else goes ... that was today? Oh well, anyways... roll for initiative.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
9mo
Well, fuck you too.

(Not that I was ever planning on setting foot in the USA again.)

"The State Departmentโ€™s guidance also directs visa officers to consider applicants ineligible to enter the U.S. for several new reasons, including whether they are past retirement age, how many dependents - children or elderly parents - they have, and whether any dependents have โ€œspecial needsโ€ or disabilities, the cable said."

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"A diplomat who received last weekโ€™s cable, and also spoke on the condition of anonymity because they were not authorized to talk to the media, said State Department leadership has been very active in finding new ways to deny foreigners entry into the U.S. or just slow down the system."

ca.news.yahoo.com/u-visas-denied-obesity-cancer-162633101.html
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
9mo
it's November in southern Alberta and I hear a neighbour mowing their lawn. I guess they could just be sucking up some leaves -- I've done that before.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
9mo
Remember the days of crt monitors and being unable to stop yourself from taking over a coworker's machine briefly to fix their insane flickering refresh rate?

Maybe just a little on the spectrum here, but it sure bugged the crap outta me to see them living with the strobe effect from hell.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Watching the baseball game and a hockey fight almost broke out.
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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Puck Drop

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Scuttlebutt ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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Overheard: "DP World" (India Championship)

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