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Only Sharts🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud

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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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@ZenHeathen infosec.exchange/@mlle/116480401457997521
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@RikerGoogling Yes, but even the borg can't figure out which is a power delivery cable vs data only vs video capable
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I have added so many things to my filters, and yet the banana republic hijinks still surface in my feed.
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@ZenHeathen is there a van with hoses running out to a house?
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@ZenHeathen pressure washer then vacuum? Detailing a car?
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@ZenHeathen paramour
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@ZenHeathen Friends with benefits?
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Over jet lag, almost over the hope-it-wasnt-covid thing.

Aiming to start working on the vacation photos tomorrow.
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@ZenHeathen @lorimolson To offset the 'ewww' she gets when I do such things. It's ok, she eats things I wouldn't or would rather not.
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@ZenHeathen My goto add-ons are diced onion and black pepper.
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@ZenHeathen cdn.prod.website-files.com/5e7b70db46c7ed4f6dc8b2e9/624ea25fd65fcf7e1c8c3983_tech_debt2.jpeg
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@AnnieBuddy @ZenHeathen
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Gesundheit!
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Some drama today in the corner of the internet. blog.meshcore.io/2026/04/23/the-split

Oh no. Anyways, moving along...
(everyone and their dog jumps ship to the new discord 'server')
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@ZenHeathen Maybe a farmer's market?
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New city tag acquired. They are due for their vaccinations in July, and are chipped, so I guess we can wait until then for the new rabies tags. I'll ask the vet office though.
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Somehow one of the dogs lost all of their tags whilst out in the yard. Not going to go look, the grass is needing its first mow of the year and even then I doubt I'd find them. Off to get new tags from the city I guess.
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Current status: sitting in the back yard enjoying the spring weather, watching the dogs roll in the grass and roam around, listening to the birds, and listening to ... jackhammers? OK, can't have everything I guess.
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@ZenHeathen I am 28.5% gluten by volume
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@ZenHeathen Interwebs say voyoeats.com/how-long-should-flatbread-dough-rest-7-tips/
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@ZenHeathen Wild yeast in the air?