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Only Sharts🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud

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Born at 323 ppm. Living at the crossroads of the Butlerian Jihad and Idiocracy.

I've been terminally online for ~40 years, long before the big endless scroll. I've seen things some people wouldn't believe. 1200 baud modems on fire from Usenet flame wars. I watched c-news servers stutter at the mere mention of Kibo. All those moments will be lost in AI slop, like tears in rain. Time to deshittify.
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Only Sharts🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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(I may have a will-bite-you opinion on the artificial idiocy bubble)

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Come work for the provincial government, and work hand-in-hand with SkyNet™ to build a better future for our citizens.

jobpostings.alberta.ca/job/Remote-across-Alberta-Platform-Services-Analyst/600254117

Butlerian Jihad when?
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@RikerGoogling Only if it's someone else's beard, and they consent.
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So, for reasons, I am still using discord on a fairly frequent basis. Why does it need to install updates nearly every day upon starting it up? Same goes for Firefox and Chrome.

Let's go back to having stable releases with security fixes only. Feature updates or whatever can wait for quarterly updates.

Unless of course, those daily updates are mostly security updates, in which case burn it all down and start over.

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... and then there's "husband hearing" where I mishear a word or phrase and can figure it out instantly but it's just funnier for me to reflexively answer with a sound-alike-but-completely-wrong phrase with a question mark at the end.
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Semi-related, I did get my hearing professionally checked by an audiologist a few years ago because I was having trouble hearing people right near me in loud bars or restaurants.

Passed with flying colours, even the tests that had me picking out words said very quietly with a lot of background burbling talking scenario.

In real life, I somehow often unwillingly focus on a conversation from a table behind or two over from where I'm at and can't maintain focus on the one really close and relevant. That's not a physical hearing thing, but a ... brain thing?

Anyways, separate from the "I can hear the person you are talking to, there's no privacy for the remote side when you make any phone call with me in the room" :/
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There is no such thing as a private conversation on a mobile phone, not even one sided privacy, unless there's no-one within 5-6 meters indoors or 2 meters outdoors (depending on ambient noise levels).

In particular, I can easily hear the far side of the conversation when someone on an iPhone is on a call in the same room as me.

Don't even get me started on people that use speakerphone in public. (photo by me, in a typical mall scenario)

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If you're going to eliminate switching the clocks twice a year, why why why would you switch to permanent daylight saving time instead of standard time?
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@devilgirlbot Kumquats
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@devilgirlbot Holy fart burgers!
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@cks Hrmm. Maybe if there were a simplified client. Worth checking into, thanks.
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Looking for a simple self hosted chat system for non technical end users.

We got everyone off FB messaging to sms but the android peeps have old devices which I think is part of why they see blurry low res images sent from iPhones. Or Apple botched RCS implementation.

I have a Synology nas and have tried syno chat (clunky) and rocket chat via docker (too many bells and whistles and overly complex onboarding of end users)

Suggestions?

Anything that can spin up in a docker instance, I will try.

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I think I'll keep the 1945 Parker Vacumatic in Emerald Pearl inked up, despite it being the quickest to dry out and not the best writer either. I just think it looks neat.
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Not sure why I had five fountain pens inked up and sat on my desk for months. They of course all dried up. Some of them even evaporated most of the ink that was in their converter unit. A bit of water on the nib and feed got them temporarily working again.

I should clean them out soon and just keep one inked at a time. Maybe also not ignore it for months.
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I love when a company emails me changes to their privacy policy or that they now offer a unified login across their various properties they have bought up. Gives me the opportunity to ask them to delete my account and all of the related data.

To be honest, most times I had completely forgotten about said company.
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USA regime change when?
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Operation Epstein Jury
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@ZenHeathen Nice story. I am amused at the tv part. Just a different type of tv / remote than they were used to? Too many buttons with all the streaming platforms having their own buttons?
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Remember the days of having dust covers for the computer, monitor, and keyboard? No food near the computer? I just now had to get peanut butter out of the hinge on my laptop. 🙃
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Went for a haircut today, long overdue. Tried a new barber shop, cash only place (though e-transfers work). Best barber I’ve had in a while, will keep them. Usually get a buzz but went down to the wood today for the first time. My poor widdle head is cold now.