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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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It's a lovely day out, so I have the windows open.

Every time I press play on my movie, some jerk starts his lawnmower up again.

Makin' me look bad.
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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Ah. Lawnmowers aren't enough. Now I think someone's fixing up a motorcycle. By first starting it up and just leaving it running, with no muffler or similar. Just straight noise, for no apparent reason.
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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Why must everything in the suburbs have an engine?
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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Oh, thank fuck. He's finally shut it off, or run out of gas. One solid hour.
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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Now he has another machine. Sounds like a giant hair dryer, but it's not a leaf-blower.
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@ZenHeathen pressure washer then vacuum? Detailing a car?
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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@scuttlebutt NASA JPL northern campus testing new rocket engines?
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Scuttlebutt 🇨🇦 @scuttlebutt@farticle.cloud
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@ZenHeathen is there a van with hoses running out to a house?
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦progresspride_flag @ZenHeathen@beige.party
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@scuttlebutt No contractors or service vehicles on the whole street. And he's finally stopped with noisy machine number four. For now. It's been about three hours of fuckery.

Ugh. Even as I type, someone has started what sounds like a grinder somewhere else down the street.

And people wonder why I'm a misanthrope.
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